My friend, Chris, says that I'm a Smurf. :D No, seriously, I'm just your average South Dakota farmboy transplanted gymrat boxer(and on rare ocassions ... circuit boy) living in the Land of Mary Richards (also known as the Land of 10,000 bottoms - mainly on ManHunt).

I want to meet guys that can handle a stimulating conversation and enjoys working out and enjoy life. That's one thing I don't understand why some guys are bitter all the time. Life is too short to be bitter. Hell, my grandmother even told me that. Basically, I want a guy that can throw a ball and a tantrum. ;) By the way ... thank you Bryan B for sending me this. :)

7/2/2008:
He is always a positive and sweet guy and looks hot in a speedo,, you get your ass to LA man and lets hang

3/28/2007:
Al! Al is the greatest! Uberkeen and the cat's meow! With his big heart, I don't know how he has room for his amazing pecs! Justin isn't bringing sexy back, Al is!

6/9/2006:
Then there's Allen: Al, Albert, Adalberto's All-Nite Taco Shop -- you know, the big ol' FRUIT. He's a pretty cool guy however you choose to market him. I prefer to package him in tight speedos and wrap him in cellophane -- he tends to fly off the shelves faster that way. I've found that he also does well in web-only advertising, targeted at black women, ages 45-82.

Anyone wishing to inquire into Allen's availability should contact me via my website: alscoolerthanpostagestamps.com.

8/28/2005:
I've known this sexy beast more than 6 years and he just keeps gettin better lookin as the years go by...keep it up, whatever you're doin!

4/11/2005:
I cant agree more with what the rest of your friends have to say. you are really a one of a kind gentleman and a hunk of note. thanks for all the messages my friend. I cant wait to see you one of these days. The man who gets your heart - will be on lucky devil. xx